Cameronisms

Cameron is 14.
 He's brilliant. And he makes me laugh. 

I'm sort of surprised.  He was a real dick when he was little.

Supper

I hate deciding what to make for supper so I always ask even if I don't get a real answer.

Cam, I suppose tired of the question, replies, "Why don't you just do what dad does? Decide for us and then make us choke it down."

Jokes

Cameron's brother, Michael, is very into making up jokes while we're driving in the car. "why'd the dad cross the road... why'd Craig cross the road... knock knock... why did the mom cross the road..."

Cameron: "What's the difference between Jews and Catholics?"

Silence. Me: "Uh... what?"

Cameron: "I don't know, that's why I'm asking"


Santa

me: I told you not to tell Mike about Santa!
Cam: I didn't! You told me not to.
me: He says you did.
Cam, after a thoughtful pause: Maybe he figured it out by himself after I explained why there's no god